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Smartest Insoles Ever

Dark science is all well and good (or bad), but can we at least get a decent coffee machine in this place? None of us are allowed to leave due …

Home Alone on the Farm

Here it is: the best weekend of the entire year. Ma, Pa, all the brothers and practically the entire family are away at the Aluminium Farming Fair. I always get …

Parents Paying the Air Con

My parents are the best at embarrassing me. You have no idea how hard it is to be me, and how embarrassing it is when my mother and father actually …

Will Wars

My friend Samantha just called me in flap, which is nothing too far out of the ordinary. This time, at least, the matter was marginally more interesting than her latest …

Welding in the Cold, Yes Please

Perfect weather for swimming, I say. Just think about it: all the beaches are empty, because people are scared of a few waves and a bit of cold. The waves …

Finally Settling Down

It’s my turn to reminisce, it would seem! I’m having severe trouble picking from all of the wonderful things we did on holiday; after all, we were gone for almost …

Dry Needling, the Way of the Normals

Right now, I’m craving some delicious apple strudel. The new cafe I’m trying out has his lady who makes delicious snacks every single day, and I really can’t get enough. …

Modern Medicine…Not Our Way

Wonder if Ma and Pa could be persuaded to accept a bit of modern medicine? They have this mindset that everything invented past the year of 1900 is all big …