Cosmetic run down

Dentists are well equipped to treat patients on a variety of oral health matters. Your smile is often the first thing that people see so it is important to have good oral hygiene habits to not only reflect your best self, but to also keep you healthy. Sadly there are a lot of people who …

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Video Game Training

Lately, I’ve been playing this new video game called Computer Punk. It’s set in a dystopian futuristic version of Brisbane where people have cybernetic enhancements. Future Brisbane is a crazy place, let me tell you. It’s one of the craziest places I’ve ever seen. It’s a tough city to live in, with all the chaos …

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Brighton Race Repairs

Welcome to the first annual preview of the Tasmanian Racing Tournament! I’m your host, Frank Berry, and with me is Thomas Pole. I gotta say, Tom, it kind of feels like someone just picked a random name out of a hat, for your last name. I could easily say the same about you, Mr Berry. …

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My Third Boat

You all laughed at me when I said I was going to combine my boats together to make a super boat. Well, guess what? It’s been three months and the idea has proved to be genius. As predicted, everyone wants a ride on my boat, and I am more than happy to give it to …

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Hardware Store Fun

Sometimes, I like to play pranks on innocent people, just to think about how their lives are going to be affected by my shenanigans, even if I don’t get to see the actual result. It’s a fun, (mostly) harmless pastime that gives me a bit of a laugh. I’ll admit, maybe my awesome pranks aren’t …

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Sewer Trouble

We decided to go into the sewers to find the source of our troubles. I am still confident that Robin Collinson is behind the broken doors and damaged drains, but since everybody in the house got accused of the crime, we admitted that perhaps there was some other explanation. “I hope it’s not witches,” Nadia …

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School Building Painting

Finally! After months of appealing to the school board, they’ve permitted me to paint the outside of the building for the year five and six students. Currently, it is a really ugly beige in the best of places. Some parts of the building have the paint literally peeling off the walls. It’s not good. This …

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Feet o’ Geese

Vera Lynn is such a fusspot. You’d never heard the likes of it! Just this morning, she told Constance and I that she’d sent back a delivery of geese because she didn’t think their feet would be good enough for her famous goose foot soup. The way she goes on about that soup, you’d think …

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The Workhorse

It isn’t easy to live up to the codes of ancient knighthood in this day and age, particularly residing in Melbourne. I took an oath to do just that many years ago, and have been living by it ever since. There are limitations, certainly. For example, subsection 14 of article 503 says that all knights …

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