Windows to Windows

They say the eyes are the windows to the soul, but windows are the windows what’s outside the windows, and I don’t hear anyone going on about that. Maybe people need to stop parroting what they find on the latest page of their desk calculator and think about their words a little more carefully. Sorry…I …

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Salsa Ruins Everything

Do you know what I, personally, think would be better than a course to manage stress? It would be going right over there to the HR department, pushing their speakers off the desks, stomping on them, tearing out the wires with my teeth and pronouncing the most dire warnings on their family if they even …

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Pro Gamer, Incoming

If I’m to become the greatest e-sports champion the world has ever known, I’m going to need the right set-up. That, as you will clearly understand, is the only reason I’m not a professional already. I don’t have a pro gaming mouse because Mum and Dad won’t let me have one, and they won’t let …

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Sea You Later

It has been my firm belief that mankind will one day return to the sea. Not, like…crawling back into it and being sea creatures. No, we’ll be sailing on the sea, with plenty of modern comforts. We might even have cities below the waves, deep on the ocean floor. It was easy to get power …

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Nautical Office Design

We’ve seen a lot of people renovate their ocean dwellings, but TV show ‘Echolocation!’ has taken the bold new step of showing an office redesign…at SEA. That’s the main premise of the show, so obviously it’d all be at sea. So you’ve got this office that deals with the paperwork surrounding the classification of sea …

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Sanctuary Open

The newly opened lemur sanctuary in Keymore has attracted a record number of visitors on its first day of operation, with more than 10,000 guests attending for the grand opening ceremony. The sanctuary, which was first proposed at the start of the year, is serving as a habitat for a group of endangered lemurs who …

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Melodic Lights

The one light I have in my office has been making some funny noises lately. At first I was simply annoyed for several days in a row, because I didn’t really have the power to go out and buy a new one. But then I thought…this is a LEARNING experience! Here’s a new and interesting …

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Summer is Coming

It’s the season finale of ‘Fantasy’ this week, which is a bigger deal than even a regular season finale because the rumour mills is churning out some bad news. Apparently they’re taking a year-and-a-half to make the next season, which devastated us all to our cores, but such is life. Well, not life is we …

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The Creepiest Renovations

Mystery mansion up on the hill, that’s…that’s fine. I was pretty clear about not wanting to deal with the Keymore Mansion while all that was going on, but nobody told me that there were two creepy mansions in Melbourne on hilltops. Well, two creepy mansions and what looks like a fusion between a castle and …

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Kitchens of the Future

Oh good grief, can we have one normal meeting without Jayne hijacking the whole thing? I get it, we’re the Futurist Club and she’s supposedly a time traveller, but for the last few weeks it’s just been all about Jayne. “Oh Jayne, how can be avoid the next three financial disasters?” “Tell us Jayne, where …

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