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Melodic Lights

The one light I have in my office has been making some funny noises lately. At first I was simply annoyed for several days in a row, because I didn’t …

Summer is Coming

It’s the season finale of ‘Fantasy’ this week, which is a bigger deal than even a regular season finale because the rumour mills is churning out some bad news. Apparently …

The Creepiest Renovations

Mystery mansion up on the hill, that’s…that’s fine. I was pretty clear about not wanting to deal with the Keymore Mansion while all that was going on, but nobody told …

Kitchens of the Future

Oh good grief, can we have one normal meeting without Jayne hijacking the whole thing? I get it, we’re the Futurist Club and she’s supposedly a time traveller, but for …

Just Shampoo

And as a new season of The Great Australian Trade-Off begins, so does ‘The Fermentist’. They’re like duelling shows, one with people all being happy and collaborative while still competing, …

Commercial Cookery

I don’t see why I should be content with a regular kitchen, for normal people. I am not ‘normal people’. I’m a chef, and that doesn’t stop just because I’m …

Grunging It Up

I’ve come to the conclusion that my apartment has zero character. Don’t get me wrong – I appreciate my parents buying it for me. It’s just not what I’d have …

More Than Laundry

When my parents told me they were having their laundry renovated, I thought it sounded like a bit of a waste of energy. Like, who really cares what a laundry …

Property Easy As Pie

What do you call a guy who’s completely bamboozled by legal terminology? There’s no punchline to that; it’s a legitimate question. …I’ll be here all night; try the lobster. Anyway, …

Smartest Insoles Ever

Dark science is all well and good (or bad), but can we at least get a decent coffee machine in this place? None of us are allowed to leave due …