Kitchens of the Future

Oh good grief, can we have one normal meeting without Jayne hijacking the whole thing? I get it, we’re the Futurist Club and she’s supposedly a time traveller, but for …

Just Shampoo

And as a new season of The Great Australian Trade-Off begins, so does ‘The Fermentist’. They’re like duelling shows, one with people all being happy and collaborative while still competing, …

Commercial Cookery

I don’t see why I should be content with a regular kitchen, for normal people. I am not ‘normal people’. I’m a chef, and that doesn’t stop just because I’m …

Grunging It Up

I’ve come to the conclusion that my apartment has zero character. Don’t get me wrong – I appreciate my parents buying it for me. It’s just not what I’d have …

More Than Laundry

When my parents told me they were having their laundry renovated, I thought it sounded like a bit of a waste of energy. Like, who really cares what a laundry …

Property Easy As Pie

What do you call a guy who’s completely bamboozled by legal terminology? There’s no punchline to that; it’s a legitimate question. …I’ll be here all night; try the lobster. Anyway, …

Smartest Insoles Ever

Dark science is all well and good (or bad), but can we at least get a decent coffee machine in this place? None of us are allowed to leave due …

Home Alone on the Farm

Here it is: the best weekend of the entire year. Ma, Pa, all the brothers and practically the entire family are away at the Aluminium Farming Fair. I always get …

Parents Paying the Air Con

My parents are the best at embarrassing me. You have no idea how hard it is to be me, and how embarrassing it is when my mother and father actually …