Sea You Later

It has been my firm belief that mankind will one day return to the sea. Not, like…crawling back into it and being sea creatures. No, we’ll be sailing on the …

Nautical Office Design

We’ve seen a lot of people renovate their ocean dwellings, but TV show ‘Echolocation!’ has taken the bold new step of showing an office redesign…at SEA. That’s the main premise …

Sanctuary Open

The newly opened lemur sanctuary in Keymore has attracted a record number of visitors on its first day of operation, with more than 10,000 guests attending for the grand opening …

Melodic Lights

The one light I have in my office has been making some funny noises lately. At first I was simply annoyed for several days in a row, because I didn’t …

Summer is Coming

It’s the season finale of ‘Fantasy’ this week, which is a bigger deal than even a regular season finale because the rumour mills is churning out some bad news. Apparently …

The Creepiest Renovations

Mystery mansion up on the hill, that’s…that’s fine. I was pretty clear about not wanting to deal with the Keymore Mansion while all that was going on, but nobody told …

Kitchens of the Future

Oh good grief, can we have one normal meeting without Jayne hijacking the whole thing? I get it, we’re the Futurist Club and she’s supposedly a time traveller, but for …

Just Shampoo

And as a new season of The Great Australian Trade-Off begins, so does ‘The Fermentist’. They’re like duelling shows, one with people all being happy and collaborative while still competing, …

Commercial Cookery

I don’t see why I should be content with a regular kitchen, for normal people. I am not ‘normal people’. I’m a chef, and that doesn’t stop just because I’m …

Grunging It Up

I’ve come to the conclusion that my apartment has zero character. Don’t get me wrong – I appreciate my parents buying it for me. It’s just not what I’d have …