Will Wars

My friend Samantha just called me in flap, which is nothing too far out of the ordinary. This time, at least, the matter was marginally more interesting than her latest …

Welding in the Cold, Yes Please

Perfect weather for swimming, I say. Just think about it: all the beaches are empty, because people are scared of a few waves and a bit of cold. The waves …

Finally Settling Down

It’s my turn to reminisce, it would seem! I’m having severe trouble picking from all of the wonderful things we did on holiday; after all, we were gone for almost …

Dry Needling, the Way of the Normals

Right now, I’m craving some delicious apple strudel. The new cafe I’m trying out has his lady who makes delicious snacks every single day, and I really can’t get enough. …

Modern Medicine…Not Our Way

Wonder if Ma and Pa could be persuaded to accept a bit of modern medicine? They have this mindset that everything invented past the year of 1900 is all big …

The Orb Revolution is Here

You know what would shake things up? Orbs. I mean, if we took all cars, and turned them into orbs. Think about it for a second. Impacts would be a …

Kicking Gift Goals

It’s my sister’s birthday soon, so here I am, as usual – wracking my brains to come up with something she doesn’t already have and that she’ll actually enjoy. We’ve …

Nine-to-Five, Thrill a Minute

Character creation is hard, man. People think it’s just as simple as writing down a few traits on a piece of paper-smart, creative, blond- and then maybe deciding if they’re …

Renovator’s Dream Driveway

‘A renovator’s dream’… right! That’s the last time I’ll take real estate agency-speak for ‘essentially falling down’ without a hefty grain of salt. We’re finally getting somewhere with it, though. …