Property Easy As Pie

What do you call a guy who’s completely bamboozled by legal terminology? There’s no punchline to that; it’s a legitimate question. …I’ll be here all night; try the lobster. Anyway, …

Driving Distress

Today I went to get a haircut. My hairdresser was of the silent variety – quite the rarity, in my experience. I was more than happy to flick through a …

The Art of Staying Cool

I don’t know why everyone makes such a fuss about modern art. In all honesty I think it’s absolutely awful. Basically just a bunch of ever so talented ‘artists’ patting …