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Sanctuary Open

The newly opened lemur sanctuary in Keymore has attracted a record number of visitors on its first day of operation, with more than 10,000 guests attending for the grand opening ceremony. The sanctuary, which was first proposed at the start of the year, is serving as a habitat for a group of endangered lemurs who …

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Melodic Lights

The one light I have in my office has been making some funny noises lately. At first I was simply annoyed for several days in a row, because I didn’t really have the power to go out and buy a new one. But then I thought…this is a LEARNING experience! Here’s a new and interesting …

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Summer is Coming

It’s the season finale of ‘Fantasy’ this week, which is a bigger deal than even a regular season finale because the rumour mills is churning out some bad news. Apparently they’re taking a year-and-a-half to make the next season, which devastated us all to our cores, but such is life. Well, not life is we …

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The Creepiest Renovations

Mystery mansion up on the hill, that’s…that’s fine. I was pretty clear about not wanting to deal with the Keymore Mansion while all that was going on, but nobody told me that there were two creepy mansions in Melbourne on hilltops. Well, two creepy mansions and what looks like a fusion between a castle and …

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Kitchens of the Future

Oh good grief, can we have one normal meeting without Jayne hijacking the whole thing? I get it, we’re the Futurist Club and she’s supposedly a time traveller, but for the last few weeks it’s just been all about Jayne. “Oh Jayne, how can be avoid the next three financial disasters?” “Tell us Jayne, where …

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Commercial Cookery

I don’t see why I should be content with a regular kitchen, for normal people. I am not ‘normal people’. I’m a chef, and that doesn’t stop just because I’m not in the restaurant kitchen. I don’t care if it breaks the rules, i don’t care if there’s an issue of space…I’ll have my commercial …

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Grunging It Up

I’ve come to the conclusion that my apartment has zero character. Don’t get me wrong – I appreciate my parents buying it for me. It’s just not what I’d have chosen for myself, given a say in the purchasing process. (Like, perhaps I’d have added a bit of parental affection into the bargain, but let’s …

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Smartest Insoles Ever

Dark science is all well and good (or bad), but can we at least get a decent coffee machine in this place? None of us are allowed to leave due to being clinically insane and extremely dangerous, and I get that, but that doesn’t mean we don’t deserve a caffeine hit. We can’t exactly just …

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Home Alone on the Farm

Here it is: the best weekend of the entire year. Ma, Pa, all the brothers and practically the entire family are away at the Aluminium Farming Fair. I always get left behind because it’s a paid event and if there’s one thing Pa dislikes more than the family not doing things together, it’s wasting money. …

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